One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation.
Satan had just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
“Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap and used a little bait. I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ‘em all!”
“What are you going to do with them?” Jesus asked.
Satan replied, “Oh, I’m gonna have fun! I’m gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I’m gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I’m really gonna have fun!”
“And what will you do when you get done with them?” Jesus asked.
“Oh, I’ll kill ‘em,” Satan glared proudly.
“How much do you want for them?” Jesus asked
“Oh, you don’t want those people. They ain’t no good. See, you’ll take them and they’ll just hate you. They’ll spit on you, curse you then kill you. You don’t want those people!!”
“How much?” He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, “All your blood, tears, and your life.”
Jesus said without hesitation, “DONE!”
Then He paid the price.
- Isn’t it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the World’s going to Hell?
- Isn’t it funny how someone can say “I believe in God” out and still follow Satan?
- Isn’t it funny how you can re-post a thousand jokes through blogs and they spread like wildfire, but when you start posting messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?
- Isn’t it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
- I pray, for everyone who re-posts this, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them
- If You Love God… And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you…
:) I LOVE GOD
I asked Jesus, “How much do you love me?” Jesus replied, “This much.” and stretched His arms on the Cross and died. If you believe in God, reblog this. What Jesus did on the Cross was because He was thinking of you. 3% of you will stand up for Him and reblog this.
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Yeah this is totally a reblog-worthy. Although I’ve read this for the nth time. If I could reblog lolcats on my blog, then what a shame if I wouldn’t reblog something like this.
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Certified Godaholic.
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YEAH !
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not going to risk it. hahaha
me too. i got scared. haha
ngriskit
Can’t play around
ok i read this blog a couple hours ago but i thought to myself, this shouldn’t count cause nobody sent it to me personally and it wasn’t through email, but now that everyone’s reblogging, i might as well too! not only because I’m doing what everyone else is doing, but because i love Jesus<33
i love jesus. <3
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If you believe in Jesus Christ reblog this and don’t just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
:D
jesus is my master.
I love you Bro! :D:D
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